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I like to masturbate while watching porn with my laptop (portable masturbation), so cleaning up the LCD screen is something I do in routine basis. Damp cloth always does the job nicely, no matter how dried the semen has.

Um, Wow.

Can i......can i sig quote that or is it too twisted...

I know it's usually over priced over hyped. but I have some Monster Cleanscreen that works really well.

FroBozz_Inc wrote:

Um, Wow.

Heiwashin wrote:

Can i......can i sig quote that or is it too twisted...

I swear I did not make it up. It really happens, really. And damp cloth really works, although sometimes the cloth needs to be quite wet if my laptop screen really gets messy.

Umm..... do..do I rub his nose in it.

Er, it is not my nose that I'm rubbing when watching porn on my laptop.

After all, if it is nose, then there's no need to clean up the laptop's flat panel. But then again, rubbing the nose when watching such thing on a laptop is kinda pointless.

Thanks for sharing.

Now, never do that again.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

Er, it is not my nose that I'm rubbing when watching porn on my laptop.

After all, if it is nose, then there's no need to clean up the laptop's flat panel. But then again, rubbing the nose when watching such thing on a laptop is kinda pointless.

Maybe not, but a tissue could do both of those A-LOT of good, some more than others....

Also, besides, there's always putting the laptop BESIDE you, or on a table (on the sink?)

Well.... yes. But my neck gets cramped if I put my laptop at my side.

Besides, haven't you ever heard about virtual bukkake?

I've been using a 50:50 mix between water and isopropyl alcohol. Usually, I'll use a soft napking or kleenex to put it on the screen and then a lint-free clots to wipe the mixture off. Cleans everything and works like a charm. I don't do it often, maybe 1-2 times/year.

My LCD screen will be 4 years in Jan '08 and it looks as good as it did when I bought it new. I've also used this on various laptops I have and had and it worked fine too.

Based on some of the replies I've just read here, I'm going to recommend that you pee on your LCD. Pee is sterile.

Hallucinosis wrote:

Based on some of the replies I've just read here, I'm going to recommend that you pee on your LCD. Pee is sterile.

Also makes a fine wine, and hard lemonade.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

Well.... yes. But my neck gets cramped if I put my laptop at my side.

Besides, haven't you ever heard about virtual bukkake?

OMG, some of the late posts are just f*cking hilarious! LOL!! :D:D
Thanks for the non standard replies guys!

Heiwashin wrote:

Hallucinosis wrote:

Based on some of the replies I've just read here, I'm going to recommend that you pee on your LCD. Pee is sterile.

Also makes a fine wine, and hard lemonade.

Yes, but unlike semen, pee is not thick enough to make vla. Thus, if you're having vla on your meal while thinking about mischievous cook, at least you can assure yourself that the vla does not contain pee.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

Yes, but unlike semen, pee is not thick enough to make vla. Thus, if you're having vla on your meal while thinking about mischievous cook, at least you can assure yourself that the vla does not contain pee.

EWW!

Whats so ewww... Looks like a bowl of cream of mushroom to me... minus the mushrooms

WTF is with it saying "Bowl" all the way around it... Just incase you forget what the hell you are eating out of I guess!

I pulled that pic off of Wikipedia.

It's a bowl of vla - the stuff that Kreshna wanted to make using semen. (Actual vla is a dairy product.)

So, just imagine that being a bowl of semen.

Hey guys, this has started to go a little off topic.

For my LCDs I use some cleaner they sell here in Norway. It has worked very well. I have tried other cleaning methods from 3M, fellowes, etc and never got the results that I get with this one.

AM Screen cleaner for LCD, CRT and TV Micro fiber cloth, liquid:



Here is a link in english:

http://www.komplett.co.uk/k/ki.aspx?sku=311674

I can highly recommend it.

thorz wrote:

Hey guys, this has started to go a little off topic.

Understatement of the year.

Anyway, to finally contribute to the ORIGINAL topic... I have a ThinkPad X61 Tablet with the SXGA+ screen - it has bad fingerprint issues, and the regular cleaning methods just smear.

I've found that the Zeiss disposable pre-moistened lens cloths sold at Wal-Mart work beautifully (and that's even using one to actually clean my glasses first - I'll often clean my glasses with one, then clean my screen with the same one), and I think they're like $2 for a box of 45.

thorz wrote:

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Might want to check your hotlinking there.

sandpaper works im telling ya

Holy Necromancer Batman......