Because I just completely and totally screwed everything up, we're gonna have to start over from zero on the latest poll. Like a Louisiana election official, I messed up the voting tally so that a vote for the Republican would count for the Democrat. Sheesh.
And here I was thinking I was surrounded by pinkos.
Let's try this again. I've locked down the old poll and started up a new poll—this time without the trick ballot. Once more, with feeling:
The next President of the United States ought to be...
Thanks to Dean Manning for catching my oh-so brilliant mistake.
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