Exercising my rights! Music wants to be free! I'm not stealing anything! Uh, never mind
Of course, I'm sure there are legitimate versions of Madonna's new single floating around, but I'd actually rather hear the potty-mouthed Material Girl lipping off. In the end, the lippy track may not end up discouraging many pirates, but at least Madonna is entertaining when she takes a stand.
Given her various film roles, Madonna may want to consider taking on movie pirates, too. However, instead of taking the time to record 90 minutes of her flipping the middle finger to the camera and seeding P2P networks with that, she could just release the full version of "Swept Away" to the unsuspecting masses. That would be punishment enough.
Thanks to Ars Technica for the tip.