The biggest reason for the lack of change, though, is probably because we haven't found the right graphic/web designer. What we want is someone whose portfolio of site designs will knock us on our butts, and whose price tag won't leave us there. We're talking about pro with real credentials and, one would hope, good knowledge of both HTML and PHP, plus mad PhotoShop skillz. And most importantly, we're after someone who can update our look and add a little spice without cluttering up the place or overdesigning things.
If you happen to know anyone who might fit this description, and who has the time and inclination to work with us, please shoot me some e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org. Please, no mails asking me to leave the look as it is. I love you guys, but my kids have to eat, which means we must continue down the path of world conquest. This look will only take us so far.