I gave him an old Pentium 90 system to play around with so he wouldn’t try to work on one of the other boxes around here. (Somebody out there just had an “I really need to upgrade” moment.) With luck, he’ll hit 180MHz with it.
In semi-related news, I don’t think I’ve mentioned that Jr. Damage will be getting a little sister in August. He doesn’t quite understand what’s about to happen yet. We may have to give her the K6.